Hello. I’m Johnny Durham.

If you’re on this website, it’ll probably be because you’ve seen my videos on YouTube and somehow ended up here. In which case, you probably know quite a bit about me already from watching the videos.

Videos can give you a much better impression of someone rather than simply reading words on a screen; so this ‘about me’ page seems a tad redundant…

But you’re here now and reading this page, so I might as well humour you for a moment or two with some pieces of information about me which you may, or may not, find interesting…

- Walking down narrow corridors makes me feel special.
- I occasionally eat gravy granules straight from the tub.
- I get cramp in my feet more often than one might expect.
- I sometimes feel totally alone, even when I’m surrounded by people.
- Bananas are the bestest fruit ever. If you disagree, then you are wrong.
- I constantly use humour as a defense mechanism.
- Butterflies scare me. They flutter a lot and are too unpredictable!
- Blueberry muffins are deeelicious.
- Walking down wide corridors makes me feel exposed.
- Tickle me and I will giggle.
- People fascinate me.
- I have an uncontrollable need to make everyone happy.
- I’m a perfectionist; so nothing I ever do seems good enough.
- Pineapple juice sometimes gives me a tummy ache, but i drink it anyways.
- I’m a serial self-doubter.
- I met a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow once. He was not nice to me.
- I do not suffer from a recurring nightmare.
- Spiders scare me, and I’m pretty sure that they can sense my fear.
- I can roll my tongue.
- Having a barbeque on a hot summers day makes me happy.
- Spring is my favourite season of the year.
- My glass is half full.
- My friends mean the world to me.
- I try not to judge people before I get to know them.
- I think everyone deserves a chance.

THE END.